As I type this, the Duchess of Cambridge is almost certainly flicking through her frocks, wondering what to wear for tomorrow's ceremony when she names the new Royal Princess cruise ship at Southampton. No doubt she's wondering what the ship's like; I'm expecting her call any moment now. I've just got back from Southampton - honoured to be the very first entertainer to perform in their new Vista Lounge. The ship's lovely. Lots of new features and as you'd expect, very shiny. I'm not a big one for taking pictures, I figure you can see better on their website, but here are a few I snapped on my iPad.